6 edition of Jokes you shouldn"t tell a dog! found in the catalog.
|Statement||by Eric Arnold.|
|Genre||Juvenile humor., Wit and humor.|
|LC Classifications||PN6163 .A75 1999|
|The Physical Object|
|Pagination||58 p. :|
|Number of Pages||58|
|LC Control Number||99064238|
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We can all admit that you truly need a demented sense of humor to appreciate the special kind of comedy known as dad jokes. This Father's Day, tell dear old Dad how much you love and appreciate him by speaking his language—with some punny Father's Day one-liners or a Author: Blair Donovan. Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears! Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize? Because he was out standing in his field! What do you get when you cross a robot and a tractor? A transfarmer. What day do potatoes hate the most? Fry-day! What farm animal keeps the best time? A watch dog!
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I’ve scoured the internet back and forth, read countless dog joke books and consulted with fellow dog-lovers. This is our curated list of the top (in no particular order) best jokes and dog puns of our furry friends, hands down.
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Lock each of them in the trunk of your car for 8 hours to know who's truly happiest to see you when you open it. I took a road trip with my German buddy and when I accidentally dropped my hot dog out the window he swung the car around to go back and get it. In today's fast paced world of memes and images, it can be nice to stop and appreciate a good old-fashioned joke.
Here are a few well-crafted dog jokes to give dog owners a good laugh and get you through "hump day". 1. As a farmer, I hear lots of jokes about sheep. I’d tell them to my dog but he’d herd them all.
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm. Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears. Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize. Because he was out standing in his field.
What farm animal keeps the best time. A watch dog. A book just fell on my head and I only got my shelf to blame. I got hit in the head by a falling book once, I mean, I only have myshelf to blame.
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It’s the rest of the kids in his class who think he’s just a goon. Here's our selection of funny dog jokes and one liners. I'd tell them to my dog but he'd herd them all. Want more jokes. Visit our Joke Generator. Rate it. Like this post. 69 % Book Jokes.
One Liner Jokes. Who Jokes. Monday Jokes. Pancake Jokes. Mother's Day Jokes. Bananaman Jokes. A bad joke is just that: a bad joke. But sometimes a joke is so jaw-droppingly ridiculous that it transcends its own awfulness and reaches a higher plane of don't want to laugh—every self-respecting part of your brain is rejecting the guffawing impulse—but you can't help : Bob Larkin.
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Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. However many a writer needs to be inspired. Okay, well, WE think it’s a really funny joke.
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