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Jokes you shouldn"t tell a dog!

by Eric H. Arnold

  • 73 Want to read
  • 3 Currently reading

Published by Aladdin Paperbacks in New York, NY .
Written in English

    Subjects:
  • Wit and humor, Juvenile,
  • Dogs -- Juvenile humor,
  • Jokes,
  • Riddles,
  • Dogs -- Wit and humor

  • Edition Notes

    Statementby Eric Arnold.
    GenreJuvenile humor., Wit and humor.
    Classifications
    LC ClassificationsPN6163 .A75 1999
    The Physical Object
    Pagination58 p. :
    Number of Pages58
    ID Numbers
    Open LibraryOL54197M
    LC Control Number99064238

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